12-10-2007 Blarg: It has finally happened. Have you ever seen the Seinfeld where
Jerry accuses George of giving up on society for wearing sweatpants to the coffee shop? Well I have given up on society. Sunday morning we played tennis and then got breakfast and did some shopping, and the whole time I was wearing sweatpants. At first I felt great shame for my attire. I didn't bring a change of clothes, and I didn't realize how nice the breakfast place was until we got there. But the more I looked around, I realized other people were in sweats and warm ups, and they didn't seem to care. We had all given up on society together, and I have deemed us the Brotherhood of Sweatpants. So next time you're at Bennigans for Chicken Finger Wednesdays, don't judge that dude at the bar wearing sweats too harshly because it could be me or one of my own sipping on a frozen Margarita.